A towel for a crown. A bath for a throne.
Spa
Kong.
Long may he soak.
He had places to be.
Then the water was perfect.
Today's royal agenda
MorningDo nothing.
AfternoonRecover from that.
EveningFive more minutes.
His Majesty, currently unavailable.$SPAKONG
An audience with the king
Your plans
can wait.
Bring one obligation.
Leave with royal permission to ignore it.
By order of Spa Kong
Permission to do nothing.
My inbox can wait. The bath cannot.
Effective: immediately.Expires: eventually.
No appointment necessary. No ambition required.
The small print, in a big enough font
A little paperwork.
Even a king needs an address.
SPAKONG / SOLANAAwaiting arrival
Contract pending
The contract has not been announced.